Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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