we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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