a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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