I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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