I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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