I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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