She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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