he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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