I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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