I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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