If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
4 words: hood of his car
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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