he thought i was a dude.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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