No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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