I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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