tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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