I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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