His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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