oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.