$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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