There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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