Kareoke will never be a sober sport
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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