Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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