what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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