that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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