Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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