just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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