can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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