Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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