i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sorry about my life...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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