what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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