physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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