I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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