I'm going to jail i love you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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