found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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