it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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