He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
