Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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