IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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