If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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