when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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