i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We need a shit load of segways right now
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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