I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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