R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
oh god the rape fog is back!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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