There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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