i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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