So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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