i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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