brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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