The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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