And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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