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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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