Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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