There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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