i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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