party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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